Victoria Beckham is…funny
Posted on 17 October 2006

And when I say funny, I am trying to be nice. Remember when I wrote about Mrs. Beckham's book – That extra half an inch?
Although the book is due for release at the end of this month, I got the scoop what's in it, and let me tell you, I'm…amazed. Among her rants about her stressful life and that she never sees her children because she has to travel all over the world, Victoria has inserted some very…useful…information for fashion seeking gals.
Which would be: wear your panties if you're going to put on a short skirt, paparazzi might be lurking. Wear your simple jeans and shirts when you're walking your newborn babies, they might forever ruin your designer outfits with their puke. And best of all: Don't waste your time thinking what you're going to put on in front of your closet – save time and think about it under shower.
My, my, I get a feeling Mrs. Beckham thinks we are all right down on her level. Let me ask you: Do you go pantyless often? Because I have been thought that a lady always wears her undies. Maybe my mother and Victoria's have a completely different approach to child raising.
Which makes me wonder – are the outfits of the most popular WAG indeed work of some skilful stylist? And are the fake nipples the real her?
8 responses to Victoria Beckham is…funny
You don’t have to be nice with such people, because if you say this they don’t feel the irony. They simply can’t!
Well, I get your point, but I think the problem with being nice lies within me. It’s not in my nature to be rude, but I think I’ll just have to get over it.
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