Tie up your tities any way you want

Filed in archive Fashion and Style on January 3, 2007

Herewith I admit I have on more than one occasion decided not to wear or buy some top or a dress because it looked so strangely cut I could never find a bra which would fit underneath and keep my breasts, well, behaving.

Sometimes, I just envy those girls who can go up and about without a bra, sadly me and the 99 percent of the population are not among them. After having thought of tittie-tape I decided that only red carpet events qualify for taping your breasts up. Strapless dresses were also a pain for me, as the darn strapless bras neglected to make my titties look perky and firm. I decided to wear normal clothing and normal bras.

And than, there came a ray of light into my life. The Wonderbra Multi Plunge, which can be fastened in more than 100 ways. Daily Mail writes:

"The padded underwear, sold together with a list of instructions, comes with three extendable straps which can be hooked onto the eyelets in any combination.
The variations on the seamless bra give a smooth outline which can be adapted to wear under one-shoulder, halterneck, cross-backed, low--cut and strapless tops and dresses.
And because the join between the cups is made of a transparent plastic, it even counters the problem of what to wear under outfits which are revealing at both the front and back."

Sounds just dreamy, doesn't it? And we've already given our love and gratitude to the Wonderbra, haven't we, so why not try the Multi Plunge out too?

I just hope it comes with really good instructions for undressing, as it sounds like it could be quite a chore. If you are as impatient as I am to start wearing deep cleavage, no strap dresses, check out Figleaves.