Stylist M.I.A.
Posted on 16 October 2006
To continue my complete and utter disbelief for celebrities crazy enough to pick their own clothes, let me show you what my favorite celebrity trashers have found: Patricia Arquette's stylist is either blind or missing in action. This photo clearly explains why:
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"Perhaps on someone with less ample assets, the top of the dress would offer plenty of coverage — or even, a tiny bit more; a wee extra bit of fabric is all it needs. Unfortunately, though, on Patricia, the dress appears to have been yanked up to its ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM height and then superglued in place, because no mere boob tape could withstand an assignment like this."
And this is my message to all of us to remember: clothes should fit properly. If you have assets, show them, not rub them in other's people's eyes until they scream and run away.
4 responses to Stylist M.I.A.
This is just bad on so many levels. Not only is the coloring unflattering, but the pushed up cleavage is so not good.
God, she looks like sh*t.
The haircut makes her look 10 years older, and her boobs… Geez, they’re just waaay too big.
It makes her look fat.
She forgot her makeup artist also…..powder powder powder!
Elke, it looks like you and me have come to a conclusion – Patty desperately needs a complete makeover!