Stylist M.I.A.

Filed in archive Fashion and Style on October 17, 2006

To continue my complete and utter disbelief for celebrities crazy enough to pick their own clothes, let me show you what my favorite celebrity trashers have found: Patricia Arquette's stylist is either blind or missing in action. This photo clearly explains why:



As Go Fug Yourself states:

"Perhaps on someone with less ample assets, the top of the dress would offer plenty of coverage -- or even, a tiny bit more; a wee extra bit of fabric is all it needs. Unfortunately, though, on Patricia, the dress appears to have been yanked up to its ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM height and then superglued in place, because no mere boob tape could withstand an assignment like this."

And this is my message to all of us to remember: clothes should fit properly. If you have assets, show them, not rub them in other's people's eyes until they scream and run away.