Although I told myself to keep my mouth shut, I couldn't manage but to share some of my Oscar red carpet thoughts with you.

Is it just me, or is charlize theron, an Oscar nominee, really poor in the bosom department? The black Dior dress she wore was kind of beautiful, more a sculpture than a proper dress, but the too-lose fit didn't flatter Charlize's figure.

I also disliked Keira Knightley's makeup, here eyes seemed like hollow pitches of black, but she wore a nice one-shouldered gown by Vera Wang in deep red.

Jennifer Lopez looked preggers in vintage gown from Rita Watnick at Lily et Cie. As jlo.net states in an article, she might as well be: Well-known UK psychic Christian Dion has a prediction about JLo. "Jennifer Lopez is pregnant" he tells Undercover News. Well, pregnant or not, there's no excuse to wear that color!

And, as last, I must compliment Meryl Streep on her jewelry choice, those long earrings were absolutely wonderful!

For more Oscar fashion, visit the official web page - red carpet gallery. A laugh or two might be in order!