Is Jessica Simpson insane?

Filed in archive News on November 7, 2006

I am growing to really dislike Jessica Simpson. I hated her in the MTV Newlyweds disaster where she pretended to be normal, but her housekeeping qualities and her small talk ability (chicken of the sea, should I even remind you?) revealed her true self.

I mean, this girl really makes blonds look stupid. Bad Hair Day agrees with me:

"The hair is the least of her problems. Hair can be washed out, tinted to a human color, or at the very least have a cheap mass-produced synthetic wiglet thrown in to promote her wig line. It's the demented, dead inside, but at least the botox is still working look in her eyes that worries me."

And she really looks demented on that photo.

My tip to you: if you see Jessica wearing anything at all, make a mental note to never buy or sport the same item.