Find perfect jeans without all the fuss

Filed in archive Fashion and Style on December 27, 2006

I am very glad to report that I have found a totally great site which helps you pick just the right jeans. And trust me, I have spent hours, days, even months pondering about perfect jeans, just to find this lot has completely made my job easier.

As you resident beauty guru I am ordering you to go to Zafu and find your denim soul mates! The only thing you have to do is to enter some data about yourself, and voila! Dozens of just the right jeans ready to be purchased. So, in addition to technology making cosmetic wonders (microdermabrasion, lash transplantation, anti-age creams and permanent makeup) possible, it can also find perfect jeans for your state of the art one of a kind tush and hips.

If you're worried about entering your measurements, rest assured - you can do the whole thing completely anonymously, and still get your perfect pair found. I know it hurts to write down exactly how much you weigh, but be honest or you will not get the real match.

I hope you will be as Bedazzled as I was when I saw all those jeans just perfect for me! And the brands! Some of them I never thought would fit me, and it would be so boring and exhausting to go and wander the real stores, take your pants down and try the new ones on. And, please don't get me started about SAs.

Zafu jean finder is my new friend, it could be yours too. Oh, and don't forget that our jeans rules still stand, so don't me catch you getting absurdly wide legged jeans.