Don't let me catch you wearing these!

Filed in archive Fashion and Style on November 25, 2006

Okay, there are ugly shoes, silly shoes, out of your mind shoes, but those can usually be interpreted as someone getting the trends wrong. But what is this? Is it a sneaker, a cartoon shoe, a boot or a pump?
I agree with Shoewawa shoe experts:

"These Shivadiva offerings, look like they are still trying to work out whether they are shoes or trainers. Poor old Betty Boop is also stuck on the side of them, what would she say?"

The only way I'm going to let this one pass is if you're wearing it in Japan, and you are under 18. That lot is fashion-weird enough to consider these straight.