Fresh from the Bendel's Breakfast are the Beauty Rehab Rose Salve and Spearmint Lip Balm, the newest products from Brit brand Liparazzi.

Cleverly packaged in boxes with a pill on the front, both balm and salve promise to moisturize lips, cuticles, irritated noses from cold season and even split ends. Unfortunately, I found both the Rose and Spearmint oily and too slippery, not moisturizing in the least. I desperately wanted to like the Spearmint in particular, but I just can't do it. I'm forced to call these products Beauty Duds.

Buy at your own risk at Henri Bendel, 712 Fifth Avenue or www.beautyrehab.com for $12 each.